Things I want for my Birthday this year.
1. Not to be on my period, cause I always feel like shit. (can a girl hope for a one day period?)
2. To sleep in past 7 a.m.
3. Not to have to cook or prepare one meal.
4. Chocolate (see number one...if I can't have that at least give me Chocolate)
5. To not read about how stupendous and wonderful and thoughtful other people's husband's and
children are on their birthday that is days from mine...
6. The dog to walk on lead without trying to drag me....for reals can he cut that shit out already.
7. For husband and children to at least remember that it is my birthday.
8. To be able to go for a run without whining or crying or being dragged. (see number 6)
9. No fighting.
10. A giant Margarita.
